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If your farts don’t smell, and your shit doesn’t stink, you’re either god or there’s something terribly wrong with your digestive system.
when did
We can and do judge restaurants in multiple dimensions. Food, service, ambiance, etc. But with people, intelligence is the main thing. "He is a great tennis player, but as thick as two bricks. She is very kind and gentle, but not very bright." When did intelligence become such a big deal? That it trumps all other qualities?
allowable mistakes
Everyone is allowed to make mistakes; some are allowed to make more mistakes than others. (Marshal Rubinstein)
the smell of smelling
The word "fragrance" is redolent with fragrance; the word "redolent" is redolent with redolence. ...HOME
barking towards enlightenment
If the ability to love unconditionally is a measure of enlightenment, then so-called "animals" are more enlightened than so-called "people". ...HOME
a creationary tail
We all agree that something was created by something. What we disagree on is the name of the something that created the something. ...HOME
of godlings, linguini and linguistics
Everything That Is, taken as a whole, comprises something that in some respects is similar to some aspects of that which some people refer to as "God" in at least one language. ...HOME
rhyming and sliming
Something that terminates the process of companies submitting competitive bids to provide loan finance to transexuals involved in car accidents? A gender-bender fender-bender lender tender ender ! ...HOME
famous idiots
Only an idiot would want to be famous in the Land of the Idiots. Only an empty headed fool would want to be the King of the Empty Headed Fools. ...HOME
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